Once upon a time, there was a penguin named Orange Cake. He lived in Antarctica. He always watched the birds fly above. He wished he could fly. One day, Orange Cake went to a hill and jumped off it. He fell off and landed on his head. “This is gonna take a while!” Orange Cake said. After jumping and landing on his head, Orange Cake finally went two inches off the ground. “Yay!” Orange Cake said. After a year of bumps and bruises, Orange Cake was flying with the sea gulls. So whenever you see a penguin flying with sea gulls, it is probably Orange Cake.
- Nine Days 'Til Doom